urdad (URDAD)

They thought he disappeared.
But that fridge run? It was just phase one.

Now he’s back—milk in one hand, regret in the other.
Silent. Judgmental. Fully loaded with boomer energy.
No greetings. No apologies. Just a stare…
and a chart that won’t sit still.

UR DAD didn’t forget. He just waited for the top.