Unstable Dogcoin (USDC)

Unstable Dogcoin (USDC):
"The world is burning. Might as well moon."

Unstable Dogcoin is not just a meme coin — it’s a reflection of everything wrong with the global economy, wrapped in the fur of a deranged Shiba on bath salts.

We named it USDC to confuse regulators and insult your accountant. While the other USDC is “stable,” ours is emotionally unstable, financially erratic, and prone to spontaneous self-destruction. Just like your 401(k).

In a world where fiat is fake, rent is a scam, and governments print money like it’s toilet paper, USDC is the only honest currency: utterly chaotic and completely unbacked by anything real.

Features include:

Pegged to nothing. Floats on tears.

Tokenomics powered by depression and unchecked optimism

Roadmap ends in a psychological breakdown

Every transaction fuels existential dread and marginal dopamine

Why buy USDC?
Because buying Bitcoin is too responsible. Because Dogecoin feels too mainstream. Because nihilism is cheaper when it comes with memes.

We’re not here to fix the system. We’re here to laugh while it collapses. And maybe retire on a yacht made of irony.

Unstable Dogcoin (USDC):
The coin for when you’ve stopped believing in everything… except the pump.