Trumpseus Magaximus (MAGOAT)

In an alternate universe of memecoin madness, Trumpseus Magaximus reigns supreme, wielding a golden scepter shaped like a golf club and powered by the sheer force of "winning." As the self-proclaimed "Most Yuge Coin Ever," it promises to build a metaphorical wall between investors and financial losses, all while declaring itself the Greatest of All Time. Backed by "tremendous" rallies on Truth Social, Trumpseus claims it will "Make Cryptos Great Again" by simply existing—because no one knows memecoins better than Trumpseus.