titism (TITISM)

Welcome to Titism – the sacred faith of balance, bounce, and sexiness. In the doctrine of the Divine Double, we believe the universe was cradled into existence by the holy symmetry of "the tits."

THE 10 TITMANDMENTS
1 - Thou must hold Titism (and tits) — may your bags may stay full to titillions

2 - Worship the tits — for they are bouncy and bullish.

3 - Thou shalt spread Titism — convert the heathens, mint the memes.

4 - Shill thy Titism bags — bring in new believers or face the dump.

5 - No weak hands allowed — paper hands get slapped by the Holy D’s.

6 - Thou shalt meme daily — scripture is shared in GIFs and giggles.

7- Confess sins of selling early — only pumpers get into Paradise.

8- Buy dips like a true disciple — the more tits the better.

9- Respect the Sacred Jiggle — stare not, unless blessed by the devs.

10 - Thou must tithe in tits — give, hodl, repeat. Glory be to the jugs.

Follow these simple rules and though will be rewarded with tits for all eternity