The Splitting Elves (ELF)

The Splitting Elves are extra terrestrial shape
shifting laborers of Santa himself. The initial plan
was to make an army of elves that would help Mr.
Nicholas deliver all the gifts in time.



It however turned out that the elves were actually
plotting on ruining Christmas. So as the Crypto
gods that we are, it was decided to put a curse on
the elves that would make them all keep splitting
(burning all the supply out of circulation). Up until
we had one super collective elf left that would help
Santa save the most beautiful time of the year.