Strategic Saylor Reserve (SSR)

Introducing the Strategic Saylor Reserve, the U.S. government’s top-secret Bitcoin vault inspired by the one and only Michael Saylor! Why hoard gold when you can stack sats? With laser-eyed focus and hodling strength stronger than the national debt, this reserve is here to ensure America’s digital dominance. Don’t ask what your government can do for you—ask how much Bitcoin it’s buying!