Santa Too High (STH)

Santa Too High (STH)
Legend has it that one frosty Christmas Eve, Santa stumbled into the elves’ break room and found a plate of cookies and milk labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.” But Santa, being Santa, couldn’t resist a midnight snack. What he didn’t know was that the cookies were extra special—and not in the holiday magic way. Moments later, Santa was laughing uncontrollably at his own “Ho Ho Ho,” trying to climb into chimneys that didn’t exist, and asking Rudolph why his nose was “vibing to disco lights.” The sleigh? Parked on the roof of a Taco Bell. The presents? Delivered in very creative ways. And the milk? Let’s just say it wasn’t from a cow. Now, Santa’s riding the highest sleigh of his life, spreading unintentional cheer and unforgettable memes across the crypto-verse. Turns out, even the big guy isn’t immune to edible mishaps!