Ronald Trump (MCAGA)

After many years of fighting off a hordes of Mexicans atop his wall at the US border Donald Trump has decided to step away from his past life and pursue the feeling that he gets in his penis every time he eats a Big Mac. Now as Ronald Trump, he is living life to the fullest, spending his days eating as many Big Macs as his heart desires and getting up to wild adventures like smoking crack with Hunter Kamala in an Arby's restroom.