Pope Robert Francis (POPE)

The rise of Robert Francis He wasn’t chosen. He just showed up—and everyone listened. Robert Francis isn’t bound by tradition. He tweets homilies, blesses memes, and walks into cathedrals like they’re catwalks. Some say he descended from the cloud (literally, Wi-Fi). Others just call him “Bobby the Blessed.” Either way, he’s here, and the incense has never smelled spicier.