PIMP LIVES MATTER (PIMPMATTER)

Times are hard out here in the entrepreneurial streets—tariffs squeezing my profits, inflation turning snack runs into strategic investments. Being a businessman of, uh, very specific services, I can tell you these costs keep rising, and let’s be real—I need my daily bottle and my sweets. A visionary like myself can’t be expected to run operations without proper motivation.

But listen, Pimp Lives Matter, too! Support your local business, keep the economy thriving, and remember: Even bosses gotta budget!