Mr. Katz (MRKATZ)

>be me
>fluffy af cat named Mr. Katz
>eats tokens
>gets fat
>purring noises intensify

>mfw humans keep throwing money at memes
>humans buy $MRKATZ tokens like it’s fresh catnip
>tfw unlimited belly rubs from $MRKATZ token hodlers

>“Hey anon, scratch my tummy by buying some $MRKATZ tokens, I’ll purr in satisfaction.”
>“Buy more $MRKATZ tokens to feed me, watch me grow fluffier than your 2021 dogecoin bag.”

>rolls over dramatically
>demands even more treats because I’m a spoiled kitty
>did i tell u $MRKATZ tokens are my favorite
>mmm yummy
>eyes glint with potential moonshots

>we’re the Katz Litter
>we’re the next big stink in meme-crypto
>we shovel out meme magic like we’re digging in a litter box at 3am
>dog coins are so last season

>fellow anons become part of the Katz litter
>we moon together in a cat-shaped rocket
>kek

>inb4 “dogs rule, cats drool”
>seriously, anon, are you going to let dog coins keep hogging the spotlight?
>buy $MRKATZ and join the litter
>we’ll purr all the way to Lambo land while dog coins chase their tails in the dust

>buy $MRKATZ now or regret your bark-and-bite portfolio
>no refunds for tail-chasers, anon
>meow out, anons