Love Bomb (LOVEB)

The Love Bomb token is the No. 1 token for toxic love that keeps you coming back again and again like that crazy ex... Why?

CONTINUOUS AUTOMATIC AIRDROP RAFFLES - that's why! Yea babe, it's baked into the smart contract! It's even got a Verifiably Random number Function (VRF) built in so you know it fair & there’s no cheating going on - unlike some of these other raffles (McDonalds). So as you can tell, this isn't your typical run-of-the-mill, boring, boiler-plate ERC20 token contract we're talkin here - it's spontaneous, fun and unpredictable! But not too much. The Max Token prize limit ensures fair distribution to as many token holders as possible. And the best part is that you don’t have to do anything to enter the raffle - all token holders are automatically entered into the airdrop raffle when they buy (it's built into the transfer function). The LoveBomb contract is designed to continuously operate automatically, working to fairly distribute 50% of the token supply - and every token holder has a fair shot at winning. Isn’t it nice to be love bombed by something so rewarding but without all the drama? Ok, the price action might get a little dramatic, I'm not gonna lie but I promise you... You'll like it just enough to continue coming back for more... time and time again.

And when the token supply gets too low (I mean the romance is gonna fizzle out a little bit after a while, let's be real) a 3.69% (MAX) or less, tax will kick in to replenish the prize pool, ensuring that the fun never ends (it also encourages people to HODL more, interestingly enough). The LoveBomb smart contract stores it’s token supply across 14 different token storage contracts so as not to alarm token sniffers who usually can’t distinguish between a smart contract holding a significant portion of the token supply with the aim of fairly distributing them slowly over time from a rug pull. And the best part is that NO ONE can interfere with their independent operation (not even the dev). Speaking of the dev... Ahem, so I... I mean he... HE screwed up (BADLY).

It turns out that trying to deploy 15 contracts simultaneously to a live blockchain is VERY, VERY different from how it works on a testnet - it’s MUCH, MUCH slower and INFINITELY more complicated (who knew right?) So although this token launch was scheduled for the morning of Valentines Day, we ended up experiencing significant delays - about 14 hours worth of delays, actually. So… I hope you had a Happy Valentine’s Day everybody! Yeah... he really dropped the ball on that BUT... Did I mention that, to compensate, he sent 4.69% (4.691111% to be exact) of the total supply to Paris Hilton's public wallet address? Oh and another 4.6959% went to Serena William's Ethereum wallet address (Yea the tennis star who danced at the Superbowl - you know who I'm talking about). Oh & another 3% went to Myrtle Sarrosa! ( You've probably never heard of her but she's got Millions of followers, ok?) and another 3% went to Symply Tacha (A very famous Nigerian reality TV star! - our telegram mod inspired that idea). It's pretty hard to find women with public wallet addresses, honestly - we really need more women around here in the crypto-sphere. Most crypto influencers don’t even share it. We did find one, however, that’s why we sent 1.369% of the supply to a crypto streamer who goes by the nickname Crypto Tea . She also happens to have a pretty cool NFT collection - on 369 in total (& hand-drawn!).

In closing, I want to leave you with an idea. As Murad, a prominent crypto influencer once said... "stop chasing memes, and believe in something..."

Do you believe in Love? I do.