kitten (KITTEN)

W-Wuwes fow Kitten :3 1. Bedtime on schoow nyights is 11:00 pm. 2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am. 3. Eat at weast two meaws a each day. 4. Eat onye heawthy snyack each day. 5. Nyo sewf-hawm. -> Come tawk t-to Daddy if you nyeed suppowt!!11 6-6. Nyo wying t-to D-D-Daddy. -> 7. Wespect D-D-Daddy. <- 8. A-AWWAYS ask fow pewmission befowe taking piwws. 9. You must compwiment youwsewf at weast once pew day. 10. Don't wet othew boys (ow giwws) wust a-a-aftew you - you bewong t-to Daddy!? 11. Nyo dwinking without pewmission. 12. Nyo Dwugs. 13. Nyo eating a-a-aftew 8-8 pm. -> 14. You may nyot pwease youwsewf outside of pwaytime with d-daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions t-to the x3 afowementionyed wuwes. kitten :3 may nyot. UwU Disobeying Daddy's wuwes wiww w-wesuwt in punyishment.