KIBBLE (KIBBLE)

in a world of cats, frogs, and hats, one unit stands alone. He doesn’t run. He doesn’t hunt. He doesn’t even stand up. He just consumes.
​$KIBBLE is the first hyper-inflationary cat-mass token. While other projects talk about "burning" supply, our CEO (The Chonk) has simply swallowed it. He has reached peak performance: a state of infinite girth where the only thing sticking out more than his belly is his tongue.
​Zero Utility. Zero Exercise. 100% Kibble.