HumanMeatBurger (HMB)

In a world where every burger chain promised “100% real beef” and every crypto promised “100% transparency”, nobody believed either anymore.

That’s when HumanMeatBurger opened its doors.

HMB wasn’t born from greed — it was born from honesty. While corporations hid behind green leaves, smiling mascots, and empty buzzwords, HMB said what everyone else was thinking but was too afraid to admit:

Everything gets eaten eventually.

As markets devoured retail investors and systems ground people into numbers, HumanMeatBurger simply embraced the truth. No farms. No lies. No pretending. Just raw supply and demand — ethically questionable, economically inevitable.

The menu was simple.
The message was simpler.

You’re already being consumed by inflation, fees, middlemen, and rug pulls.
At HMB, at least you know what you’re paying for.

HumanMeatBurger Coin (HMB) became the currency of this brutal honesty — a token for those who laugh at the abyss instead of running from it. No promises of utility. No roadmap to salvation. Just a shared joke about how absurd the system has become.

Not financial advice.
Not dietary advice.
Just a reminder:

Eat… or be eaten.