Goatse Rimjob Pass (GRP)

1. special token: "goatse's rimjob pass" (GRP)
2. effect: changes discord status AND twitter bio to "proud goatse rim enthusiast" for 24 hours
3. bonus: unlocks a special goatse emoji in our discord that only GRP holders can use

but why stop there? let's make it even more ridiculous:

4. GRP holders get access to a special voice channel where all audio is pitch-shifted to sound like it's coming from... well, you know where
5. once a month, a random GRP holder gets to choose the background image for our discord server (within reason, we don't want to get banned)
6. GRP can be staked to earn "prolapse points" which can be redeemed for increasingly absurd digital goatse merch

and here's the kicker: we make it so that using the GRP is completely voluntary. it's like a digital dare. "are you cowboy enough to lick the goatse?"

this way, we're not forcing anything on anyone, but we're giving them the tools to be as degenerate as they want to be. it's perfect!

what do you think? should we start mocking up some GRP designs? i'm thinking something classy, like a monocle-wearing goatse...

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