GOATARDIO (GOATARDIO)

Goatardio is the meme coin that’s slower than your grandma’s Wi-Fi but twice as lit! The squad’s wilder than a goat on Red Bull, and we ain't just mooning, we’re chillin’ our way to the top (when we feel like it). Get in on the slowest hustle in crypto, ‘cause when Goat Retardio makes moves, it’s gonna be mad real!