GIGA KUNT ($KUNT)

Meet GIGA Kunt, a larger-than-life personality whose entire existence is a masterclass in “smiling through the nonsense.” She’s got the political charm of a sack of potatoes and the knack for dodging questions like an Olympic hurdler. Kunt is known for her inspirational pep talks that somehow leave everyone more confused and depressed than they started – it's a skill, really.

Legend has it she can work her way around any topic without breaking a sweat, and when things get tough, she deploys her secret weapon: that trademark laugh, which has driven men to suicide, and children to tears. She’s gross, she’s baffling, and she’s here to make headlines with a healthy dose of irony. GIGA Kunt – because why settle for less when you can go full GIGA?