gerk! (GERK)

Meet $GERK, soon to be your favourite frog on the blockchain. He's a licensed crypto therapist (not really), a part-time guru, and a full-time memecoin with millionaire dreams. While other coins scream "utility," Gerk just sips pond water and lets the candles do the talking. He's hopping to the top slowly, serenely, and somehow... stoned?