Fuck Bitcoin (FUCKBTC)

Let's storm the CoinMarketCap leaderboard together! That damn Bitcoin snagged the #1 spot with just 21,000,000 coins—why the hell shouldn't we claim it with a whopping 1,000,000,000 supply? BUY BUY BUY this beast until we send Bitcoin straight to FUCKING OBLIVION! Even drop just $1 to fuel the pump—we're not stopping until we're at the top. I only grabbed a tiny bag myself to avoid any fake pump risks and rug-pull vibes. Who's with me? To the moon, fuck BTC! 🚀💥