DONG (DONG)

Dong is a filthy rich, party-loving eggplant who lives better than you. He doesn't ask - he takes. Money, women, power. While you're still thinking, he's already dripping in gold, cruising on a yacht, drink in hand. His goal? Destroy the market and leave the haters in the dust. His path? Straight ahead, full throttle, no brakes. If you're not with him yet, you're just background noise in his story.