Depressed Couch Fart (COUCHFART)

Depressed $CouchFart is a satirical meme coin born from the wreckage of a market that forgot how to go up. It’s for the depressed degens, hopeless dreamers, and dank meme lovers who never left the couch after buying the top—because standing up would require energy, hope, or faith in “the next 100x.”

After one rug too many, we stopped chasing the moon and started building something real: a token with zero utility, zero roadmap, and 100% shared pain. Depressed $CouchFart doesn’t promise anything—because let’s face it, the market already broke all its promises.

This coin is for those who’ve accepted their fate: permanently horizontal, endlessly coping, and occasionally letting out a defeated fart while watching their bags bleed red. We’re growing this project slowly and organically—mostly because nobody has the motivation to rush. Even walking to the fridge feels like a bull run.

We’re not trying to change the world. We’re just here to survive it—together, from the safety of our dented sofas.

Some coins go to the moon. Others change history.
Depressed $CouchFart just sits there.
Like you. Like us.

The only thing still pumping… is the couch cushion.