Civil Enforcement Officer -... (FINE)

🚨💸 $FINE — My Last Fuckin' Ticket
Live from the curb. Written by a man who's done being a walking fine machine.

👋 Oi oi, you there! Yeah, you — the one pretending not to see me in your rearview.
Don’t worry. I’m not here to book you...
I’m here to launch the most personal degen coin ever f*cking made.


👨‍✈️ Who am I?
Green high visibility vest.
Ticket phone.
Pissed-off stare.
Traffic warden by job,
Broken soul by force,
Degen on the rise by choice.


🧠 Why $FINE?
Because I’m done being a cog in this corrupt, numbers-chasing, soulless system.
Because every day I go to work, I leave another piece of myself behind.
Because I’m sick of:

Writing fines I don’t believe in.
Getting yelled at for not writing enough.
Being treated like a walking barcode.
Crying in silence while pretending I’m "just doing my job".


So I said F*CK IT.
I minted $FINE, a token powered by rage, desperation, and the last spark of freedom I’ve got left.


🎥 What makes it different?
✅ I'm literally working right now
✅ I’ll livestream this madness once we hit King of the Hill
✅ I’ll share actual tips to avoid tickets
✅ You’ll get the realest updates:

> “Day 42. Rained all day. Got called a muppet. Issued 7 fines. Dying inside. $FINE still holding. I live another day.”


🧻 Token Info
Launch: pump.fun
Name: $FINE
Chain: Solana
Supply: Default degeneracy
LP: Burned. No presale. No f*ckery.


🚧 What Happens After pump.fun?
Live dashboard of my escape every milestone = real life win

Anti-Fine Sim - spin the degen wheel: get lucky, or get booked

Street Merch - “Fine Me Daddy” / “1 Fine = 1 Cry”

A dumb fun game

Quit Stream - live cam of me flipping the vest and walking the fuck out.


🔥 Why Should You Care?
Because this isn’t another frog.
Not another dev-in-a-hoodie.
Not another mystery team promising “partnerships.”

It’s just me. And a dream.
A man on the verge.
Trying to escape a job that's literally killing him.

🧾 $FINE
My pain, your gain.
One man’s cry for help tokenized.