Burnie Madoff Securities LLC (BURNIE)

$BURNIE is the official token of Burnie Madoff Securities LLC, a brokerage firm led by owner Burnie Madoff, who recently made a resurgence after faking his death and escaping jail. The firm is solely focused on acquiring and promoting Away From Keyboard $AFK to keep the ponzi alive through relentless deflation and evaporating supply. Holding $BURNIE earns you $AFK, and over time, the compounding effect of the APY increases your share of rewards the longer you hold.