BITTARD (BTCTARD)

Bittard is the unfiltered, unhinged alter ego of Bitcoin—the version that bought the top, diamond-handed into a rug, and still yells “we’re so back” every time BTC blips green. No utility, no roadmap, just pure meme entropy. Bittard represents every crypto degen who refuses to sell, understand macro, or touch a hardware wallet.

This is not financial advice. It’s barely a coin.