Angry Rudolph (RUDOLPH)

Angry Rudolph isn’t the reindeer you grew up with. Forget the red nose that saved Christmas—this is a Rudolph who’s fed up with sleigh bells, caroling, and hauling Santa’s oversized sack of nonsense across the globe. He’s tired of being the holiday workhorse while everyone else gets cookies and eggnog. His antlers are sharper than your uncle’s bad Christmas jokes, and his glare alone could melt Frosty.