Abdul (ABDUL)

Ah, Abdul the Cryptocurrency, the life of the party in Dubai's nightclub scene! He's got an 8% tax on buys and sells, but it's worth it for the access to all the hottest clubs. Abdul is like the VIP host who can get you in anywhere, but you know he's taking a cut to ensure the success of the project. It's okay though, because with Abdul, you're living like a celebrity.