Grug

OUR LEGEND GRUG goes to the ETHEREUM market AND decides to invest in the one and only "Ethereum Coin" because GRUG think it's as solid as, well, a rock! 💎

But oh no, "Ethereum Coin no" is what everyone else says. but GRUG not care, GRUG has a vision! 🪨

Time goes by, and suddenly, "Ethereum Coin" starts to go up. GRUG is now the talk of the cave, and everyone wants a piece of the action. "GRUG, you genius," they say, and GRUG just grunts in agreement. 💰

GRUG decides to HOLD his "Ethereum Coin" UNTIL ONE FINE DAY ROCK MARKET CRASHES. GRUG SAD BUT GRUG NO SELL. GRUG HAS DIAmOND BALLS.

GRUG doesn't worry too much because GRUG STILL DREAMS ABOUT HIS VISION.
5 winters later, he realizes that

"Ethereum Coin" has skyrocketed in value. GRUG is now THE RICHEST PERSON ON STONE PLANET.

Well in the end, GRUG's motto remaINS STRONG: "Hodl and stay primal!" 💎🦴